Caught!

 

What is it? - a hair-tease
Where is it? - at a daycare
Here I am, caught off-guard, giving my hair a much needed tease!! When challenged about my priorities, I simply said, "Babies cry all the time. Just because they need something doesn't mean I should neglect looking good. The visuals during a bottle feed are tres importante!! "
(When I feel passionate about something, I often slip into French language. I can't help it. It's just something I do!!)

Polly Post

Polly, pining!
 

       While her husband Peter languishes in jail, Polly (a published poet) pines! When asked how she endures the enforced separation, Polly admits to uncontrollable sobbing in public places.

     She noted that the library was not a very sympathetic place to pine as "the kleenex was in short supply and there was a lot of shushing going on!" Supermarkets are no better, Polly says. "The freezer aisle was crowded and cold. The dairy aisle felt harsh and uncaring. Only around the fruits and vegetables was there any hint of humanity."

        Perhaps there is some truth to the old saying that "It takes a vegetarian to really understand deep suffering!" 

This Reporter

Who's Humming Now?!

After touring the lower, southwest corner of North Dakota for 14 long years, Ruthann Hummer is proud to announce the release of her new CD, "Humming with the Best of Them". Each song features a popular artist with Ruthann's harmonious humming dubbed over their vocals.
Hear Lady Gaga's "Born this Way" hummed to perfection. Reel with delight as Ruthann interprets Metallica's "Enter Sandman" with exquisite timing. And finally, her rendition of "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen is unparalled! What a long time coming!!

Intellectual Pursuits



Excuse me, I'm reading!

Unlike most of the generous populace, I have always been a vivacious reader. I suppose that's how I stay so very, very up-to-date!!  Instead of pvr'ing "Nancy Grace" or "Oprah", I spend my commercial time flicking through magazines. Yes, I do tend to get very, very sleepy, but that's nothing a short nap won't cure!

over and out,

Roxanne

New Year's Eve

"Pretty loves to Party!"

On New Year's Eve, Pretty Girl was partying at a furious rate. After three glasses of bubbly, she began to shout out, "Pretty loves to Party!" Many of the clientel at this un-named location were in a more solemn mood, so Pretty Girl was given a stern look by the bartender. Too drunk to care, PeeGee-Lo ordered another sparkling beverage and a shot of Tequila. Thus began her marathon kereoke session. Completely without a mike, she climbed up onto the bar and belted out "Wind Beneath My Wings". Reports of clothes coming off have been unsubstantiated.

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