Thursday, January 5, 2012

Intellectual Pursuits


Excuse me, I'm reading!
Unlike most of the generous populace, I have always been a vivacious reader. I suppose that's how I stay so very, very up-to-date!!  Instead of pvr'ing "Nancy Grace" or "Oprah", I spend my commercial time flicking through magazines. Yes, I do tend to get very, very sleepy, but that's nothing a short nap won't cure!
over and out,
Roxanne

Sunday, January 1, 2012

New Year's Eve

"Pretty loves to Party!"
On New Year's Eve, Pretty Girl was partying at a furious rate. After three glasses of bubbly, she began to shout out, "Pretty loves to Party!" Many of the clientel at this un-named location were in a more solemn mood, so Pretty Girl was given a stern look by the bartender. Too drunk to care, PeeGee-Lo ordered another sparkling beverage and a shot of Tequila. Thus began her marathon kereoke session. Completely without a mike, she climbed up onto the bar and belted out "Wind Beneath My Wings". Reports of clothes coming off have been unsubstantiated.
This Reporter