Longest Poem Ever!

• Polly, a "Published Poet" (as opposed to being a mere scribbler of couplets) is currently at work on several epic poems.
• Determined to break the record for "Longest Poem Ever", she has already written 420 pages of an important poem called "The Day of My Toothache".
• Previously, Polly published a pamphlet, containing the ode, "Don't Wear My Bra"
• When asked how she decides on the topic of a poem, Polly replied, "I don't choose the topic. The topic chooses me." (she was quite snippy, actually)